South Park, Episode 111: Tom's Rhinoplasty

Originally aired: Wednesday February 11, 1998 on Comedy Central
Writer: Trey Parker
Show Stars: Trey Parker (Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma), Matt Stone (Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others), Mary Kay Bergman (Voice of Wendy Testaburger; Liane Cartman; Sheila Broflovski; Sharon Marsh; Mrs. McKormick; Mayor McDaniels; Ms. Crabtree; Princ), Isaac Hayes (Voice of Jerome "Chef" McElroy)
Recurring Role: Jennifer Howell (Voice of Bebe), Toddy Walters (Singing Voice (uncredited))
Guest Stars: Natasha Henstridge (Voice of Ms. Ellen)
Production Code: 111

Mr. Garrison takes some time off for a surgical procedure as a result his class gets a beautiful substitute teacher named Ms. Ellen. Wendy becomes jealous when Stan seems to be infatuated with Ms. Ellen and she warns Ms. Ellen: "Don't 'beep' with me!" Chef tries to sing his way into Ms. Ellen's heart, but when she rejects him, Chef is convinced she is a lesbian. The boys try to become lesbians, so that Ms. Ellen will like them. Mr. Garrison recovers from his surgery, a nose job, looking like David Hasselhoff. Mr. Garrison officially quits his job to begin enjoying all that his new looks provide. When Stan wins a dinner with Ms. Ellen, Wendy proves that she shouldn't be "beeped" with.


Kenny dies when a sword thrown towards him by Ms. Ellen stabs him in the face and pins him to the wall.

 

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